consulting-violinist: shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night you guys think...
And Colin thought: Because like say I tell someone about my feral hog hunt. Even...– An Abundance of Katherines by John Green (via bdabeccacarmen)
mowwwg: “you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!” the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
rampaigehalseyface: seababe: You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
what-if-i-was-funny: sawmuchded: theprincessdiana: can you paint with all the colors of the wind alright picasso calm down
u-kill-me-in-a-good-way: violettesilence: jesuislegrandefromage: montypythonandtheholyblog: hotdamnope: kangiku: the 12 year olds on this website get really mad if you point out the fact that they’re 12 r u serious NOT EVERY 12 OLD GETS REALLY ANGRY jesues sometimes people are just so dumb ughh this is almost as fun as playing spot the vegan. Spot the vegan? Yeah…the vegan...
milakuntits: wvnderbar: that murder victim was totally asking for it, walking around with their vital organs all vulnerable #that’s what they get for going out in public without a suit of armor
thepensivebrony: “you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you” finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever