undefinablepinay:

barricadeponine:

i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land

have-perspective:

ohhhstop:

MY DEAR, DEAR FRIEND AND ROOMMATE GOT PROPOSED TO IN DISNEY WORLD.

BY HER PERFECT BOYFRIEND WITH THE ASSISTANCE OF BELLE.

:’)

I AM SO EXCITED FOR MONSTROUS ALL-NIGHTER. WOW.

girlatsunrise:

virtualjew:

The Breakfast Club

this is the best thing i have seen all day

ok getting out of bed this morning was worth it now

joeywaggoner:

I didn’t get this joke until I was 16.

surebrahh:

I blame josh for me being so sarcastic