i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
MY DEAR, DEAR FRIEND AND ROOMMATE GOT PROPOSED TO IN DISNEY WORLD.
BY HER PERFECT BOYFRIEND WITH THE ASSISTANCE OF BELLE.
I AM SO EXCITED FOR MONSTROUS ALL-NIGHTER. WOW.
The Breakfast Club
this is the best thing i have seen all day
ok getting out of bed this morning was worth it now
I didn’t get this joke until I was 16.